"Jesus is an asshole" -Blake

"We built the Titanic in Pidgeon Forge. You mother fuckers!"

"...I think I just squished myself"

"Hi, I'm from Man Asses" "That is both terrible & disturbing"

"Homicide Bomber" strikes.

The doublemint twins fight.

Kat reads greenshirt's book, tells him to tell her to "fuck off."

Meanwhile, Ppppbbttttttt, and then Wodka was the impairment of all save Phipps.

Attention: The group has become so drunk that Kat almost died from car industry.

"There seems to be a piece of ice in my pocket." -Dave

"declension" - lead to leaking - the word of the day

the stuff we forgot to add to the list of stuff we want to see on our trip list

Theme: Day 1 - Emerging Wood

Tennessee is the Telemanger

Salvadore pt. 5

filled w/ bombs; can't blow them up. Witch recognizes her personalized font; Zip code & cuts dat box wit a box shank. "King David's a douche" (Phipps)

Salvadore pt. 4

For the first time, Cecil has a purpose. After the mescaline wears off, Munchkins Guerilla ^Guerilla want to kill the witch, who everyone thinks is dead. It's a conspiracy by the man. They infiltrat use Cecil to infiltrate their Circus. Circus. Communicated w/ tin can phone. Cecil IS A BOX Therefore, he cannot kill the witch. =(

Salvadore pt. 3

She faked her own death. She has no shoes & no magic; She's green, so she can't get a job @ Walmart; joins circus; ugliest woman ever; She starts eating children. "Calls them Cecil" Cecil the box was @ a loss for words; slightly wilted. He was mailed to Hong Kong & distraught. Solidly weeping.tears Brigade of Guerilla munchkins fill him w/ artillery shells. They go2 into the woods.

Salvadore pt. 2

when the wicked witch put her wand away, after turning Cecil into a box, she then shouted, "Fuck, I don't know!" The munchkins were immune; used to be 15ft. tall; shrinking spells & all spells don't work. Munchkin hit squad formed to get witch. Hit squad is pissed; years of domination. That is when... Dorothy's house lands on her. The munchkins and D. take her shoes; she ain't dead.

Salvadore pt. 1

Salvadore had a dolly, name Cecil, who one day tried to kill him. The doll freaks Sal out, he runs, then he realizes he is a doll; not a doll; Pinnochio killed doll, then! As he came down from the Peyote trip, he lept over his weeping "leaping" horror stricken, dead baby boy, with a face of solidity. Then Salvadore realized that his name was not Sal, but Cecil, & that he was a cardboard box.

A Log of the Trip

A log of the trip [a dramatic reading by James Earl Jones] "is that a catheter in your shoe, or are you just happy to see me?" (Jen) "keep your mood to yourself" (Phipps)

How it all began...